"Daddy, how are babies made?
Well it's a bit like a train going into a tunnel.
A little flaccid joke of a train Terry.
INTO A DRY, POORLY MAINTAINED TUNNEL SUSAN."

These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection.

This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials.

The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message.